Employment Application Tell us your deepest and darkest secrets... well not really... only if you want to.Name*Address*City*State*Cell phone*E-mail*I know, I know... more freakin' questions...Do you have a valid driver's license?*Do you have a checking account?*How do you get to work?*I ride a donkey to work.I have a reliable person to drop me off.I have a reliable car.When we check your motor vehicle driving record, what will we find?I drive it like I stole it. I have more than one speeding tickets in 3 years.I had a DUI less than 3 years ago.I don't have any moving violations in the past 3 years.I have 1 speeding ticket in the last 3 years.Have you had any moving violations in the last 3 years? If so, what were they?*When we run a background check on you, what will we find?*I killed a man in Reno.Might find a something from my past, but I am a different person now.I am squeaky clean.How much do you smoke?*Like a goddamn freight train.I vape and I think I am super cool.I don't smoke at all.Have you ever been charged with, or convicted of, a crime?*What do you make at your current or last job?*How much do you want to make at this job?*Are you available to work Saturdays?*I cannot work Saturdays at all. I need that time to get my shit together!I will work Saturdays if needed, but I would rather spend time with my family.I like working Saturdays if I can make overtime!How would you rate your luck?*0-55-77-10Why do you rate your luck like that?*Who is your favorite influencer?*Kylie JennerJohnny CashJoe RoganJoel OlsteenElon MuskBilly GrahamKobe BryantJoe BidenJake PaulNorm MacDonaldThe RockRichard BransonDonald TrumpWhich would bother you the most at work?*A coworker arrives late every day, but rarely gets in trouble. Everybody is in this together!I had a flat tire on my first day of work.I had a coworker not pulling his weight. This is a team effort!Have you ever worked outside before? If so, where and what were you doing?*What was the last job you worked at and what did you do?*How long did you work there?*Who was the supervisor and what was his phone number?*What was the job before the last one that you worked at and what did you do?*How long did you work there?*Who was the supervisor and what was his phone number?*What was your favorite job and why?*What would the perfect job look like to you?*Why do you want to work for Liquid Lawn?*